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Lois (to Clark): Get over yourself. You're just not that complicated.
Lois (to Clark): Remind me if I'm ever a witness, don't put my life in the hands of the FBI.
Lois (to Clark): Nothing like a little 'North by Northwest' action...
Lois (to Clark): So the Eagle Scout does have a few secrets in the closet.
Lois: Really crashed and burned on that one.
Clark: Must be a daily ritual with you.
Lois: Only when I'm barreling into a train wreck.
Lois (to Clark): Besides, my delicate feminine sensibilities weren't offended the first time I got a glimpse of your "Clark Junior."
Lois (to Jonathan and Martha): Your non-verbals are killing me.
Jonathan (to Sam): My heart's not what it used to be.
Lex (to Lionel): Waste of a new suit, isn't it Dad?
Lionel (to Lex): You'll never have another moments peace.
Lana: I guess Paris just wasn't for me.
Lex: Yeah, museums, late-night jazz clubs, walks along the Seine - I can see how that all gets boring.
Lana: Let's just say I felt like something was calling me home.
Lois (to Trente): The posse couldn't get me so they sent you. You can both kiss my *ss.
Lana (to Lois): Funny, I don't remember asking about Clark.
Lois: Really? You two?
Clark: We never...
Lana: Not really...
Clark: ...had a thing. It's complicated.
Lois: The awkward tension is just getting started.
Lois (to Clark): Lana...cute, smart, gusty. And way too much for you to handle. I can see why you're in love with her.
Lex (to Agent Stackard): Are you trying to tell me someone ripped the door off my plane?
Lex: Does this mean you're talking to me again?
Clark: Only because I have no choice.
Lex (to Clark): Look, I'd like to set things straight between us, Clark, but don't you think raising someone from the grave is setting the bar a little high?
Lex (to Clark): The reason Chloe's casket is empty is because there wasn't anything left... I'm sorry Clark.
Lionel: Well done, Lex, but wasn't it you who warned me, don't wound what you can't kill?
Clark (to Lois): Wow! And I thought my father was overprotective.
Clark: I'm sorry.
Lois: Don't be. Unless you're the one who got her hooked on cigaretes in the sixth grade behind the school gym.
Lois (to Clark): Chloe always told me this town was weird. I don't know how you ever survived without me.
Martha (to Clark about Lex): Ever since he met you he's been surrounded by things he can't explain. I guess we can't really blame him for trying to find the truth.
Chloe: Tomorrow morning in court, I'm going to kick Lionel's butt.
Lana: You and Lois...?
Clark: Lois? She's bossy, she's stuck up, she's rude. I can't stand her!
Lana: The best ones always start out that way.
Lana: Do you believe in destiny?
Clark: I don't want to.
Jason (to Lana): I'm freaking you out with the whole Cary Grant moment, aren't I?
Jason (to Lana): I didn't come here to get you. I came here to be with you.
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